
Akbar was one of the greatest of the Moghul emperors of India and here I am standing in his palace at Fathephur Sikri in Utter Pradesh. Well rather it is my evil alter-ego that emerged when I went shopping with two professors from the University of Calgary, Dr. Wisdom Tettey and Dr. David Mitchell.
Now days before Wisdom and I had discussed our shopping styles while wandering through the duty free shop at Heathrow. I had described myself as a "hunter gatherer" focused on my, moving quickly in for the "kill" and then withdrawing. He concurred with this description but later under the pressure of trying to select the "perfect" shawl for his wife he revealed his real technique, "the browser" a pattern I generally associate with the avid shopper.
Now while Wisdom agonized over the vast selection of scarves and shawls I quickly bagged one for my daughter and a second for my granddaughter. [
Yes I am revealing the gifts I selected but it is for the greater good. I am certain my daughter will understand.] But I digress...
Having bagged my targets I then turned to helping Wisdom to get through his turmoil. I carefully offered suggestions, praising the quality of the workmanship and displaying delight at the wonderful prices being offered by the helpful young salesman. Sensing my keen desire to aid my troubled comrade, the young who had a good command English idiom hailed me over to a discrete corner. "Hey Jimmy!" he called in a stage whisper, nodding to me.
Now concerned that the young man had mistaken me, with my grey hair, as a man of means, I carefully explained that I was but a poor student, while my two companions were both professors. His eyes lit up in understanding. He drew out a beautiful shawl, the colour of pearl grey. He passed it to me while revealing that it was made of Kashmini silk and wool and was handwoven over a period of three months. It cost the princely sum of 200,000 rupees. [
It takes about 40 rupeees per dollar. I will let you do the math.] He urged me to bring it to Wisdom, which I did, simply offering the same information with the added words: "It is like holding a cloud in your hand!"
Now at this point I realized that I had provide all of the facilitation I could and with a cheerful goodbye I left the shop, where my companions remained to conclude their business.
Some time later that same day two other students from our group visited the same premises. When asked where she was from one of them explained she was a student visiting Jaipur for a conference. At this the same young man who had been so anxious to make a sale to Wisdom, shouted "Are you with Jimmy?"
Thus was borne my alter ego. And to conclude this tale I will that Wisdom did make a purchase, in fact he bought four shawls in his desire to bring home the perfect gift for his wife.