They are everywhere. Ubiquitous even. I try to read a thoughtful piece in the Globe and Mail but I can't help it. As I scroll down I start to develop a nervous tick. I know they are lurking below - just waiting to splash their drivel across my open mind. Perhaps it is my fault after all. You see, I keep hoping for that hidden gem. You know, the added insight that restored my hope in John Q. Public. It could be that there is no hope. The raving hordes lurk in the electronic shadows waiting to pounce on the next column. I can but endure. This is democracy at work. At least I am not author of these columns. I grieve for them and their thankless toil.
